Turns out the big green guy has a blog.

PS don't piss him off.



Put on your leather jacket.
Grease your hair back.
Click the link.
Click on each horse... Just try it.
Dowap Horses


PBS, your favorite liberal media outlet has a bit on Martin Luther.

oh yea.... I like cheese toast!!

we first heard them play and sing at an English pub in Knoxville. the little place was filled with 20 to 30 somethings leaning against the bar or crammed into the corner dropping quarters into the pinball machine. the band stood in front of the streetside window. guitar, mandoline and bass chello. they were freinds of a freind and we had at least met most all of the 5 or 10 people who were actually hear them play. after a couple of songs the pinball machine stopped and the bar held only one elbow instead of two as people turned to hear the music coming from 15 feet away. we bought their first cd there that night. just now they played one of the several songs in rotation of theirs and I get to listen once again through the computer speakers.


I thought the clouds would drop more rain than they did.
I figured the road would evenually end.
I tried to teach a dying dog to roll over.
I typed but never meant to send.


And now a lazy post.

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path.

4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat


Props to Microsoft when the designed Merlin.
I would like to meet him outside of work for a drink.
He looks like a has some great stories and talk about having some great bar room tricks.


1st Artist to watch for: Matthew Perryman Jones
Go ahead and order both of his discs... I've got For the Road but will be ordering the other in the next couple of days. Simple web page, knock your freaking socks off tunes. He is buddies with the...

2nd Artist to watch for :Billy Cerveny
Billy is self situated in the Americana style and does it quite well. He's playing September 6 in Nashville at the Radio Cafe (a show I'll be at) several other places before that date listed on his web site. Take a chance and drop $5.00. It'll be worth it.


She's gone
There wasn't much better than driving that man made machine blessed by the gods with the top off and shades on.
I signed the back of my title to my '77 Ford Bronco this morning in exchange for some scribble on a rectangle piece of paper. True that piece of paper will help to put a screened in porch on the back of my house or tile the bathroom upstairs, but it just doesn't seem right some how. I am often the victom of post purchase/sell depression simply because I don't want to depart with said item or said cash. Today is no exception.

When the Honda and the Caravan were left in other hands years ago I a sense of loss, but that was because I knew I had probably left something in the glove compartment or the back seat floorboard that I wanted. I spent more time working on, praying over and cussing at that Bronco that I have spent with people I would call my freinds.

I forgot to take pictures and forgot to bring the original seats when I took the title over to the man so I should have something to show later on after I remedy both mistakes.

I asked the guy to keep the license plate on the front that had been there since the original owner took it off his '73 Bronco upon trade in. It has served as a marker to all previous owners no matter what was done to the shell of the beast. He kind of laughed... I may never see her again.